Ten Letters to the World

Dear Prince Harry,
I do not find you attractive. I’m not sure why everyone else keeps talking about you like it’s so great that you’re still single. “Don’t worry, Harry’s still single.” Gag me. You are a ginger and not cute.

 

Dear Anthropologie, Nordstrom, and Piperlime,
Please stop having sales. My checking account and credit card still have not recovered from New York back in March. Plus I’m going to be a starving student again soon. And I have a shopping addiction that I need to find some kind of solution for.

 

Dear hair,
Please start growing. I wish you were long and flowy.

Dear body,
I’m sorry that one week I am so hard on you at the gym and wreck you on mountain bike rides, with tennis serves, and Lori’s power pump class in an effort to be more active, and then next I decide to be lazy and stuff you with all kinds of food. I will try to be more consistant all around.

Also on that note,
Dear Gym,
I’m going to try and visit you more. I’m kind of being a bad friend that lies and says I’m going to come visit you and then ditches you for my cooler friends, tv and bed. But I miss you and it’s summer, so we’re going to hang out more.

Dear Miranda Lambert,
If you were going to steal my boyfriend, Blake Shelton, at least you could have worn a cuter wedding dress. Usually I like you, but right now we’re fighting.

 

Dear Chedder-Jalapeno Cheetos,
Stop staring at me everytime I walk past you at the gas station. Yes, you are deliciously spicy and cheesy, but you also make my thighs jiggle and I do not have time for you right now. Plus you kind of look disgusting on paper.

 

Dear Weather in Utah,
I hate you. Period.

Dear Kelly Osbourne,
You are one lucky Biotch. I do not understand why you are on Fashion Police. You do not have cute style. Your hair is terrible. And you’re not very funny. How you got that job and have kept it I will never know.

Dear I-15,
You’re the worst part of my day. At some point in the day I get stuck somewhere on you and you make me late or it takes 4 times longer than it should for me to get somewhere. Really? I live in Utah, not Southern California. Can we please get this construction sped up a little bit? Thanks.

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monday deals

By now you all know that I have a bad shopping habit. But I got some great deals today because I had to go to Salt Lake for some errands! I just have to share them with you all! I feel so thrifty! (ok if I was thrifty I would probably not be spending money, but I got everything on sale, and I’ve been wanting these things for so long!
1. The Gifting Charms Necklace
from Banana Republic
normally $29.50, but I got it 40%, and then another 20% off that! woo hoo!
Plus is says “xoxo”, makes me feel like Gossip Girl 🙂
2. Washi Wrap Skirt
from Anthropologie
on sale for $49.95
3. Khari Bluewing Pillow
from Anthropologie
on sale for $49.95
for the bedding that I haven’t bought yet, but it matches perfectly! 🙂

front and then the back
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All of the Lights

So this weekend, a bunch of us went to…wait for it….Allure. Yeah, we did.
Haha, it was actually pretty fun. They have really good music, and how can you not love the light up dance floor? Not to mention, amaaaaazing people watching. I highly recommend it for that reason alone. Also, they have tons of screens which you can watch music videos on. I rarely see music videos anymore unless someone tells me to watch it or I look the song up on youtube for some reason. I swear I just stared at the screens or the crazy people dancing around me all night. Very interesting. Ha. Good times.

Jessica, Nicole, me, Janell

Me, Garett, Nicole

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